Hey Faggots, My name is Mitt Romney, and I hate forty seven percent of you. All of you are poor, jobless, wannabe victims who spend every second of their day sitting in bed waiting for government handouts. You are everything bad in america. Honestly, do you guys even have binders full of women? I mean, I guess it’s fun to not pay federal taxes like me, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than the reporters who proved i had lobbyists in my campaign. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was CEO of bain capitol, and made my money by sending your job to china. What record does Obama have, other than “getting us out of war, and saving the economy from the brink of collapse”? I also strapped my dog to the roof of my car, impersonated a police officer, and have multiple anonymous million dollar donors. (They just donated as a false business; Shit was SO cash). You are all socialists who should just leave my tax returns & non-existant tax plan out of this. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my wife, she worries about my mental health.
