Hey Functions, My name is y = e^x, and I feel sorry for each of every one of you. All of you are limited, slow growing, excuses for equations who spend every second of their day dreaming of going to infinity. You are everything bad on the graph. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a function with a puncture? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of graphs with tears or holes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a function with only one output. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have exponential growth which means I grow fast as shit. What routes do you take, other than “coming oh so close to that one number”? I also grow towards infinity as my x values approach infinity, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just intersected me; Shit was SO defined). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch (y = x^2)
