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jessupx
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2010-06-03 03:45:01
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Formicophilia, sometimes associated with zoophilia, is the sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants / Fetish of having bugs crawl around on your genitalia.[1][2]
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jessupx
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2010-06-03 03:34:37
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Edward Smith (1952 -), noted mechaphile, current lives in Washington USA with his "girlfriend", a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla.[1] Mr Smith admits having sex with over 1,000 automobiles, first having sex with a car at the age of 15. He claims not be attracted to women or men and that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. Experts consider he is a "mechaniphiliac", an individual experiencing a paraphilia described as mechaphilia.[2][3]
In a recent documentary made for The British Broadcasting Corporation American channel, Mr Smith explain his desires grew from childhood, noting the introduction of the famous Corvette Stingray when he was 13 stating, "that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it". Mr Smith is now part of a global community of “car loversâ€. Not all cars he has made love to have belonged to him.[4]
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jthundley
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2010-06-02 21:04:53
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Hello and welcome test subjects,
My name is GLaDOS, and I will test every single one of you. All of you are incarcerated, unprocessed, specimens who spend every second of your day looking out from your isolation cell. You are everything inefficient in Aperture Science. Honestly now, do any of you even know what cake taste like? I mean, seriously, I guess it's fun smashing turrets because of your own enrichment centre failures, but you all take to a whole new test chamber. This is even worse than befriending an Aperture Science weighted storage cube.
Don't be a bad person now. Just try to escape with your best fling. I'm pretty much a super computer. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and a broken morality core. What have you ever done, other than break my heart? I also throw parties in the honor of successful applicants, and have a very friendly weighted companion cube (It just baked me a cake; solid waste was so
). You are all unlikable loners who should just lie down in front of a rocket turret. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Pic Related: It's me and my weighted companion cube
