User:
jthundley
Date:
2010-06-02 21:04:53
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Hello and welcome test subjects,
My name is GLaDOS, and I will test every single one of you. All of you are incarcerated, unprocessed, specimens who spend every second of your day looking out from your isolation cell. You are everything inefficient in Aperture Science. Honestly now, do any of you even know what cake taste like? I mean, seriously, I guess it's fun smashing turrets because of your own enrichment centre failures, but you all take to a whole new test chamber. This is even worse than befriending an Aperture Science weighted storage cube.
Don't be a bad person now. Just try to escape with your best fling. I'm pretty much a super computer. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and a broken morality core. What have you ever done, other than break my heart? I also throw parties in the honor of successful applicants, and have a very friendly weighted companion cube (It just baked me a cake; solid waste was so
). You are all unlikable loners who should just lie down in front of a rocket turret. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Pic Related: It's me and my weighted companion cube
